In case you’re a dense idiot…i’m being sarcastic!
All the bio-oil and cocoa butter i’ve been lathering on myself have not been able to save me from the dreaded stretchmarks.
To be fair, it was a losing battle to begin with. There was no way, with 2 huge babies resting and growing very very well in my belly, was my skin going to stretch gracefully without breaking into stretchmarks.
I try and remind myself of what a friend’s hubby called her stretchmarks, he called them lovemarks. Reminders of how much love and joy she brought into the world.
Sweet…though i’d prefer no stretchmarks still! =)